Trump’s Dumbass Lawyer: Trump Is Not Under Investigation Even Though He Said He Was

Just me? Or is Donald Trump Archie Bunker with new money?

President Trump tweeted the exact words “I am being investigated” last week.

Source: Trump is not under investigation even though he said so: lawyer – NY Daily News

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Trump Tried to Convince NSA Chief to Absolve Him of Any Russian Collusion

You’re fired!

Trump will be saying that sentence often in the next few weeks. I’m taking bets he lets go of Mueller, even though he probably has no right to do so.

A memo drawn up by a National Security Agency deputy reportedly records Trump pressuring NSA Director Mike Rogers to influence the Russia investigation.

Source: Trump Tried to Convince NSA Chief to Absolve Him of Any Russian Collusion: Report

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller Is Investigating Donald Trump

The most powerful man (traditionally) in the world is being usurped by a former FBI Director.

How does it feel, Trumpy? You’re so fucking stupid. Stop tweeting. And stop talking to intelligence officials, trying to get them to drop investigations; it’s the job, dummy.

And it’s the entire reason you’re being investigated right now.

Mueller is interviewing senior intelligence officials as the Russia probe widens.

Source: Special counsel Robert Mueller is investigating Donald Trump for possible obstruction of justice, officials say – The Washington Post

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Donald Trump Is a Liar

This was the most telling part of the entire hearing – that NOBODY challenged Comey on his assertion that Trump is a liar.

That’s this whole shit-tornado is about: We knew Trump was a conman before he ran, but some dummies still voted for him because “but Muslims,” “yeah, but Clinton’s emails,” and “Don’t take my guns.”

America, wake the fuck up. He’s a clown. But not a fun happy clown. Donald Trump is that scary clown hiding under your bed, stealing your soul as you sleep.

The fired FBI director’s assessment of Trump’s character went uncontested by Senate Republicans.

Source: The most chilling line of Comey’s testimony – The Washington Post

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McCain Says Dems Killed Lieberman’s FBI Shot (Well, Duh)

Leave it to McCain to state the obvious.

But seriously, who thought Eeyore would make a good FBI Director? Plus, he works for Trump’s law firm. You know, the one that was voted best law firm in RUSSIA.

“If anything would make you cynical about this town, that’s it,” McCain said.

Source: McCain: Dems killed Lieberman’s FBI shot | TheHill

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