Donny Trump Jr. Tried to Collude with Russians, He Even Failed at That

Donny Trump Jr. is just as incompetent as his father.

Dummy tried to collude with Russia and failed. You know how the GOPers will spin it, right? He failed, so it didn’t happen.

It’s like the doofus who attempts to slit his wrists and fails. Dull blade. Well, this guy is dull alright.

Donald Trump Jr. is said to have arranged the meeting with the Kremlin-linked lawyer during the campaign after he was told he would be provided with details about Hillary Clinton.

Source: Trump’s Son Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton – The New York Times

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Trump Couldn’t Find Hotel for G-20 Summit

The Trumps tested out the local hostels and AirBnBs.

Apparently, somebody at the White House got fired. Maybe it happened before the G20 summit, maybe after. Either way, Dummy Trump is creating jobs like no other president (well, except Hoover and George W. Bush).

Source: Trump couldn’t find hotel to book for G-20: report | TheHill

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Japan and Europe counter Trump with Colossal Trade Deal

Dummy Trump fucked up again, now Japan and the EU are trade partners.

Where will little Donny go to get sushy?

Leaders from Japan and the European Union announced their agreement in principle on a trade deal that will cover nearly 30 percent of the global economy.

Source: Japan and Europe counter Trump with colossal trade deal – The Washington Post

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Gold Prices +$5 After N.Korea’s 4th of July ICBM Test, Trump Calls on China to ‘End This Nonsense’

Trump is impotent in more ways than one.

GOLD PRICES in London’s wholesale market recovered $5 per ounce from an overnight drop below $1220 on Tuesday, rallying from that 8-week low as North Korea marked US Independence Day by announcing the successful test of an intercontinental ballistic missile.

Source: Gold Prices +$5 After N.Korea’s 4th of July ICBM Test, Trump Calls on China to ‘End This Nonsense’ | Gold News

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Chris Christie Beaches Himself and Family at Public Venue He Closed Due to State Government Shutdown

Ol’ fatboy himself was caught beached at a New Jersey state-run park this weekend.

It was a beach that closed due to Christie’s shutdown of the state government. And then he lied about it:

At a news conference hours later, Christie was asked if he got any sun today. “I didn’t,” he said. “I didn’t get any sun today.”

Hey, Dumbass, there are cameras everywhere now. Fess up to your bullshit.

Source: PHOTOS: Christie, family soak up sun on N.J. beach he closed to public | NJ.com

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