Chris Christie Beaches Himself and Family at Public Venue He Closed Due to State Government Shutdown

Ol’ fatboy himself was caught beached at a New Jersey state-run park this weekend.

It was a beach that closed due to Christie’s shutdown of the state government. And then he lied about it:

At a news conference hours later, Christie was asked if he got any sun today. “I didn’t,” he said. “I didn’t get any sun today.”

Hey, Dumbass, there are cameras everywhere now. Fess up to your bullshit.