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July 6, 2017
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Japan and Europe counter Trump with Colossal Trade Deal
Dummy Trump fucked up again, now Japan and the EU are trade partners.
Where will little Donny go to get sushy?
Leaders from Japan and the European Union announced their agreement in principle on a trade deal that will cover nearly 30 percent of the global economy.
Source: Japan and Europe counter Trump with colossal trade deal – The Washington Post
July 4, 2017
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Gold Prices +$5 After N.Korea’s 4th of July ICBM Test, Trump Calls on China to ‘End This Nonsense’
Trump is impotent in more ways than one.
GOLD PRICES in London’s wholesale market recovered $5 per ounce from an overnight drop below $1220 on Tuesday, rallying from that 8-week low as North Korea marked US Independence Day by announcing the successful test of an intercontinental ballistic missile.
July 2, 2017
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Chris Christie Beaches Himself and Family at Public Venue He Closed Due to State Government Shutdown
Ol’ fatboy himself was caught beached at a New Jersey state-run park this weekend.
It was a beach that closed due to Christie’s shutdown of the state government. And then he lied about it:
At a news conference hours later, Christie was asked if he got any sun today. “I didn’t,” he said. “I didn’t get any sun today.”
Hey, Dumbass, there are cameras everywhere now. Fess up to your bullshit.
Source: PHOTOS: Christie, family soak up sun on N.J. beach he closed to public | NJ.com
June 29, 2017
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Accident Spills Pigs On Road, Closes I-45 In Dallas County
BACON BACON BACON!!!
I-45 was closed in both directions near Pleasant Run Road early Thursday after a semi carrying pigs overturned.
Source: Accident spills pigs on road, closes I-45 in Dallas County | Fort Worth Star-Telegram
June 29, 2017
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Pregnant Woman Runs Over Purse-Snatching Suspect In Walmart Parking Lot
Hells to the yeah!
Lady doesn’t mess around.
A pregnant woman drove her car into a man she thought was stealing her purse outside the retail store in North Carolina Wednesday.
Source: Pregnant woman runs over purse-snatching suspect in Walmart parking lot: See the video | Fox News