Accident Spills Pigs On Road, Closes I-45 In Dallas County

BACON BACON BACON!!!

I-45 was closed in both directions near Pleasant Run Road early Thursday after a semi carrying pigs overturned.

Source: Accident spills pigs on road, closes I-45 in Dallas County | Fort Worth Star-Telegram

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Pregnant Woman Runs Over Purse-Snatching Suspect In Walmart Parking Lot

Hells to the yeah!

Lady doesn’t mess around.

A pregnant woman drove her car into a man she thought was stealing her purse outside the retail store in North Carolina Wednesday.

Source: Pregnant woman runs over purse-snatching suspect in Walmart parking lot: See the video | Fox News

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Russian Hackers Discussed Michael Flynn Transfer Of Clinton Emails

It’s gettin’ hot in here!

Flynn is going down in flames. Soon to follow: Dummy Trump.

Source: Russian hackers discussed Michael Flynn transfer of Clinton emails – Business Insider

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Senate Republicans Ready Themselves For A Massive Theft From The Poor

Mitch McConnell looks like a sex predator just finished with his latest victim.

Just sayin’.

The GOP proposal is the first step in redistribution of wealth from struggling wage-earners to the rich.

Source: Senate Republicans ready themselves for a massive theft from the poor – The Washington Post

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Carrier Moving Trump Jobs to Mexico

All of Trump’s jockstraps are like, “What? No big deal. This will give those spics money to pay for that solar wall.”

Bwahahahahahaha!

You guys are dummies.

600 employees

Carrier will fire 600 employees at a facility in Indianapolis and send the manufacturing jobs to Mexico. President Trump had boasted about keeping the company’s jobs on American soil. [Axios]

Source: Carrier moving Trump jobs to Mexico – Axios

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