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May 1, 2017

Weight Loss in Venezuela

Donald Trump is implementing a similar program here in the States.

Amidst food shortages, civic unrest and a catastrophic economic collapse, the average Venezuelan adult lost 19 pounds last year.

Nicolás Maduro’s regime, corrupt and overseeing economic collapse, has lost clout in Peru, Colombia, and Argentina.


Source: As Venezuela Declines, So Does Its Latin American Influence – Bloomberg

May 1, 2017

Trump Attacks Senate’s Top Dem As a ‘Bad Leader’

It takes one to know one.

Also “news” (not fake news since it came from Donald Trump): Being in the oval office gives you wings. Or some shit like that.

President Donald Trump is attacking the Senate’s top Democrat, Chuck Schumer, as a “bad leader” and says the Democrats are “never going to win another election.”


Source: The Latest: Trump attacks Senate’s top Dem as a ‘bad leader’ – The Washington Post

May 1, 2017

Delta Says Pilot Who Struck a Passenger Was Trying to Break Up a Fight

The skies have never been friendlier.

A Delta Air Lines pilot hit a passenger as she and two other women fought on the floor of a boarding ramp in Atlanta last week, according to a video released by TMZ. According to TMZ, the women “had gotten into a skirmish earlier, on the airplane, and they knew each other.”


Source: Delta says pilot who struck a passenger was trying to break up a fight – SFGate

May 1, 2017

Congress Reaches Deal to Keep Government Open through September

There's that shit-eating grin we've all been waiting for!

Paul Ryan stands behind Donald Trump as they fuck America in the ass again and again.

Oh, wait…this was a good thing.

Well, only when it benefits these little pricks. Of course, raising the debt ceiling and doing “budget-y” things when Obama was the head slavemaster was BAD. Very bad.

But now, you know, this time it's different.

I wish these guys would all board the same plane. The one flown by the dude who piloted Lynard Skynard.

Lawmakers are expected to vote early this week on the package.


Source: Congress reaches deal to keep government open through September – The Washington Post