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Acting FBI Director Contradicts White House on James Comey

Ha! Trump, I can't wait to say, "You're fired!" Donald Trump is an inept goon. And he's employed an entire cabinet of goons and knuckle-dragging, hamfisted imbeciles. Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe Thursday rejected assertions by the White House that FBI employees had lost faith in James Comey and that the bureau's probe into Russian election meddling was one of its most [...]

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Senator Blumenthal: Comey Firing ‘May Well Produce Impeachment Proceedings'

Ah, here it comes: Impeachment utterances. Finally! But can you impeach an illegitimate president? Sen. Richard Blumenthal said Wednesday that President Donald Trump's decision to fire his FBI director could lead to possible impeachment proceedings in Congress. Source: Sen. Blumenthal: Comey firing 'may well produce impeachment proceedings' - CNNPolitics.com [...]

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White House Explanations for Comey’s Firing Are Crumbling Before Our Eyes

Who'd have thought, after all these days (110 or so), that these sycophants would ever lie to us? Over 36 hours, a host of story lines from the White House. Source: The White House explanations for Comey’s firing are crumbling before our eyes - The Washington Post [...]

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Senate Intel Committee Subpoenas Michael Flynn in Russia Probe

Michael Flynn has been served! Fucking Commie and former (for 18 days!) NSA chief Michael Flynn is in deep shit. Wonder if he'll turn on Donald Trump? Bet he will. Know why? The Russians will show him a new way to tie that fancy tie (Russian necktie). Flynn was forced to resign after it came to light that he had lied about his contact with Russian officials. The Senate S [...]

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